If your February 14 isn’t complete without attending or hosting a bitterness bash or this year has been hard on the heart, take comfort in the existence of these ten anti-Valentine’s Day gifts and the knowledge you’re not alone in hating this holiday.
Heart BURNED Mini Microbes
Nothing kills a romantic mood like an STD, even if they are cute and fuzzy. A complete set includes replicas of the pox, Chlamydia, the clap, HPV and herpes.
Rather than risk a felony conviction — which could seriously limit your romantic options in the immediate future — take out your angst on the Dismemberable Zombie doll. Note the face is perfectly shaped to staple a picture of the person on whom you’d rather be inflicting pain.
Duct Tape Roses
Nothing says not-quite-forever-but-good-enough-for-now like a bouquet of Duct Tape Roses.
See the full list at Inventor Spot.
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