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43% of Canadians prefer bacon over sex

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Canadians love bacon. Like, really, truly love bacon. A recent survey reveals that 43 percent of Canadians would choose bacon over sex. Yep, you read that right, more than four in ten prefer the sizzling tastiness of a dead pig over the chance to get lucky in the sack.

The survey, conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, discovered a few other deliciously interesting bacon tidbits:

  • When exposed to different fragrances, 23 percent of men preferred the smell of bacon.
  • 82 percent of male respondents who said they loved bacon also claimed they were good lovers.
  • Western Canadians proclaimed a deeper love of bacon than those in the east with 50 percent of British Columbia participants saying they’d give up sex before bacon, versus just 37 percent of respondents from Quebec.

Full story at Perishable News.

Mmmm…bacon.

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Comments (10)

Feb 15, 2010
Haggus said...
Not this guy! I'll put off the bacon for a short time (like til the morning,) but never would choose it over sex.
Feb 15, 2010
Bacon Is Sex said...
My friend would choose bacon over sex. It seems that this theory has spread itself over different countries.
Feb 15, 2010
Guy Kawasaki said...
Is it really only 43%?
Feb 15, 2010
Scott Falkner said...
What a horseshit stud. Maple Leaf makes bacon, so really, what do you expect them to say?

>When exposed to different fragrances, 23 percent of men preferred the smell of bacon.

Prefer to what? Gasoline? Wet dog? Pee?

>82 percent of male respondents who said they loved bacon also claimed they were good lovers.

Also, 82% of non-bacon lovers.

C'mon, Guy. Quite wasting internet.

Feb 16, 2010
Todd Youngblood said...
We just did a video where we dipped bacon in Chocolate. It is better than sex. Check it out.
http://www.cookmanfood.com/bacon/valentines-day-for-men
Feb 16, 2010
Liberace Bukake said...
I have both at the same time.
Feb 16, 2010
Can't I have both?
Feb 18, 2010
Moshe Glass said...
Bacon over sex? Oi vey. Good thing I'm Jewish and not a Roman Catholic Priest.
Feb 21, 2010
barbiedollspimp said...
i'd rather have sex WITH bacon.
Feb 22, 2010
Ryuji said...
I'm no Canadian, but bacon may be good for breakfast and not dinner. I can still work out a perfect solution in which one is not forced to choose one over the other.

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