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Liked homemade treats at a public school bake sale, condoms wrapped in foil just seem so (dare we say it?) middle class. Fornicators of a higher caliber no longer have to demean themselves with crudities such as packages wantonly displaying terms like “ribbed” and “lubed” thanks to the designers of The Original Condom.

Co-founder of The Original Condom Co., Count Gil de Bizemont, remarked that he and his business partner, His Royal Highness the Prince Charles Emmanuel de Bourbon Parme recognized that,

"There [is] always a need for quality, good taste and beautiful objects…”

"Condoms protect everyone from disease, ours protect from tackiness.”

At almost three times the price of Trojans, they’d better.

Full story at AOL News.

Because the upper class does the wild thing, too.