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Tired of supposed friends stealing your fine vintages? Unfortunately, wine bottles are rather defenseless left to their own devices, so they need a hand…a huge, terrifying mechanical hand, belonging to a 1,000-lbs beast…and now available on Craigslist.

Made out of auto transmission parts that have been carefully cleaned so as not to ruin your cocktail attire, this unique piece of art can hold up to thirty-two bottles of wine.

If you live in Connecticut, you’re probably out of luck seeing as the seller is in north Phoenix, but if you’ve been looking for the perfect way to offend your HOA in the desert, call now!

Full story at Craigslist via Geekosystem.

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