Does Dad have to play the role of Darth Vader when you break curfew? Has he whipped out more sage wisdom than the leaders of the Rebel Alliance? Then why not let him show it at the next stuffy work event with some Star Wars suit accessories?
And if he complains about having to wear something as stifling as a tux, remind him how uncomfortable those Stormtrooper uniforms must have been on a planet with high humidity.
Formalwear ready for a fight.Author on Google+