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No need to drag out the cargo pants when you need to pack a flask anymore thanks to KegWorks, whose selling this beauty for the low, low price of $12.49, and you don’t even have to risk flashing anyone to take a nip.

Save that little surpise for after the flask is dry.

Full story at KegWorks via Laughing Squid.

Likely a sign of alcoholism.