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Caption contest for @techmamas photo #Nimitz

Posted Jun 1st, 2009 at 12:23 AM and seen
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UPDATE: The winner is from @lippservice. The winning entry is:

"Are they double Ds yet?"

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In actuality, this is Beth Blecherman, founder of TechMamas.com, trying on a flight suit on the USS Nimitz. However, I will send an Alltop tshirt to the person who comes up with the best caption for this photo.

Image

 Guy Kawasaki

Comments (63)

Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
Oooooooooooh that tickles!!
Jun 01, 2009
Phillip Gibb said...
Blowing up Beth
Jun 01, 2009
rajeevmahatma said...
Spacial-feeling :)
Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
"Oh! I feel light already.....!"
Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
Beth clenches fist and shouts out... "I believe I can fly.....I believe I can touch the sky....!" ^_^
Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
@GK, @ALL: LoL sorry for the jokes, but I just cant resist! :D
First I thought she was just too freaked out at mistakenly touching that smooth head of that chap!
Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
"Techmama is now MilitaryMama!"
Jun 01, 2009
Anthony Ampania said...
Are you sure this is the same suit worn by George W? No wonder it feels like I haven't accomplished a damn thing all day.
Jun 01, 2009
reevester said...
This momma now has the 'powa'!
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
techmama unleashes tactical flatulence, cuts military-grade cheese. soldier barely survives by holding breath just in time.
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
Friendly fire.
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
Techmama Beth drops bombs on USS Nimitz. #nimitz
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
what's that red dot in the top third? is a sniper trying to take out techmama?
Jun 01, 2009
Chris said...
In the unlikely event of a water landing, the founder of Techmama.com can be used as a flotation device.

If she does not inflate when you pull the cord, blow into the tube like this.

Jun 01, 2009
TwitsDotUs said...
Top Gun blows
Jun 01, 2009
TwitsDotUs said...
"You've found that loving feeling"
Jun 01, 2009
TwitsDotUs said...
Navy Blew
Jun 01, 2009
fodorp said...
TechMama dressing for USS Nimitz adventure
Jun 01, 2009
Neca said...
@Techmama gets blown away at the USS #Nimitz
Jun 01, 2009
Raz Chorev said...
Get ready to be blown away!
Jun 01, 2009
Shava Nerad said...
No, actually, I'm jumping without a parachute -- it's a tandem jump. I'll have a cute marine strapped to my back and *he* has the parachute. (this is what I did for my 30th birthday, actually -- SN)
Jun 01, 2009
Todd Meadows said...
"The really neat thing is -- as you inflate the pants -- your ass gets smaller and boobs bigger. WAIT!!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE HELMET ON YET!!!!!"
Jun 01, 2009
lex said...
Blow into my hose, cue ball.
It makes me happy.
Jun 01, 2009
David Mann said...
Flight crew member inflates ego of Techmama founder Beth Blecherman aboard the USS Nimitz.
Jun 01, 2009
@jonmierow said...
she knew the Navy enjoyed some weird fetishes, but @techmama didn't understand the joy till she experienced them firsthand
Jun 01, 2009
Brad Back said...
Alternative advertising: Techmama.com begins "blow-up" process in preparation for another Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade corporate float.
Jun 01, 2009
Mindy said...
"Hang on… almost there… when you're full your hands will fully extend and your nose will squeak."
Jun 01, 2009
kaminibanga said...
Boys, am harnessed, you can carry mama now.
Jun 01, 2009
danny wright said...
Nasa's version of a Dutch Oven. Beth, having just finished a pot of freeze dried beans, will now demonstrate.
Jun 01, 2009
Allisoncds said...
Blowing Blissful Beth
Jun 01, 2009
a_copywriter said...
Hum a few bars? Hell, I can play it on your suit!
Jun 01, 2009
LippService said...
Are they double D's yet?
Jun 01, 2009
Pascal said...
Wanna GI Joe "extra"? bring it on baby!
Jun 01, 2009
hrenee said...
New technology? Jump in with both feet and hope it flies.
Jun 01, 2009
claire said...
"Andy Ihnatko was right! Internet pants ARE the best!"
Jun 01, 2009
Michael Satterwhite said...
I'm not kidding! When he blows on that thingee down there my arms raise! I wonder what other thingees he has that he can blow too?! This is bringing new meaning to remote-piloted vehicles!
Jun 01, 2009
Ramesh said...
That's the new BlowFish Algorithm
Jun 01, 2009
Ramesh said...
Ricola!
Jun 01, 2009
Bill Barnett said...
1. "US Navy. The toughest job you'll ever love."
2. "I said smaller!!!"
3. "US Navy reveals the new Mae West 2.0"
Jun 01, 2009
mbazzoni said...
As part of the new Navy cost savings you have to manually air dry each other after each flight.
Jun 01, 2009
tfraymond said...
"Dear Lord, please protect this woman on her unscheduled jump ..."
Jun 01, 2009
Jennifer Van Grove said...
Yo ho, yo ho, a sailor's life for me ;) [this caption contest is perfect for this photo of @techmama]
Jun 01, 2009
Jonathan Lin said...
Top Secret Milspec TechMama prepares for deployment to undisclosed location.
Jun 01, 2009
Jonathan Lin said...
Weapon of Mass... Hysteria?
Jun 01, 2009
Jonathan Lin said...
Don't try this a home, kids.
Jun 01, 2009
Tina@SendChocolate said...
It's been a long cruise! I bought it on eBay. It's called a Blow Up Beth...comes with a money-back guarantee.
Jun 01, 2009
kiranspillai said...
"and the man bowed. The Goddess smiled"
Jun 01, 2009
Rick said...
Beth busts out the Rick roll
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
Liposuction on the USS Nimitz. #nimitz
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
Techmama uses biogas to fuel our soldiers.
Jun 01, 2009
David Lee said...
don't stop, this feels good! #nimitz
Jun 01, 2009
Jenny, bloggess said...
*Finally.* Women have been blowing men for way too long. It's a pleasant change.
Jun 01, 2009
Bill Barnett said...
Come on, Kawasaki! Call this thing. The competition's getting too good. (Kinda like the Ducks during the play-offs, eh?! Go Red Wings!!!)
Jun 01, 2009
Deke Babamoto said...
No, Ma'am. You do not have to remove your flight suit. A deck hand will pneumatically remove the urine for you.
Jun 02, 2009
Florida Web Design said...
"Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!"
Jun 02, 2009
Chris said...
Stockpiling a days worth of farts.
Jun 02, 2009
Evan said...
GOING GREEN: A Navy Sailor demsontrates important new initiatives in alternative fuels deployed on Navy Vessels, Siphoning Natural Gas.
Jun 02, 2009
jeffshultz said...
Wow Jenny - you did bring the nice blowup stuff with you!
Jun 02, 2009
cowpiesstink said...
I bartered a luxury flight back to shore for one of Jenny Lawson's 'coupons' and this is all I got!
Jun 02, 2009
Michael Reynolds said...
Don't worry... you'll be fine! Wait.... what's this.... it'll be as good as new after I stick this chewing gum on it!
Jun 03, 2009
Jon Wheatley said...
The U.S. military displays advances in blow-up companions designed to destress soldiers who are at war for large periods of time. "These units are so life-like it's creepy." exclaimed Guy Kawasaki.
Jun 03, 2009
Schrappe said...
Ooops, I farted again.
Jul 07, 2009
Jonathan Farley said...
Sgt. Kawasaki was chagrined to find out that the love doll he ordered was in the exact image of his Mom.

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