CDC assures the public the zombie apocalypse is not upon us
These have to be the kind of announcements that make a government agency’s month.
Following several highly publicized cases of cannibalism, a news organization apparently asked the Centers for Disease Control whether or not the zombie apocalypse was here. Their response?
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote agency spokesman David Daigle…
So, conspiracy theorists, we now hand over the crazy baton to you…
Here come the zombies.
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