Dad speaks only Klingon to child for three years
Alright, I understand people love Star Trek. Heck, I even have a Trekkie brother who, despite a slight Spock obsession, I love dearly, but this story is just ridiculous.
A father in Minnesota spoke only Klingon to his son for the first three years of the child’s life. D’Armond Speers, who holds a PhD in computational linguistics, defended his child’s dorky upbringing, telling the Minnesota Daily, “I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language. He was definitely starting to learn it.”
Hmm, does this kid need Child Protective Services or a spot on toddler Jeopardy?
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Weird, I guess. Child abuse? Grow up, people. How many give their kids weird names, every toy ever made, and worry more about self-esteem than whether the kid behaves?
Anyone who considers this child abuse should watch the Jesus Camp documentary and see where the real child abusers are. At least d'Armond didn't force his child into something. His child had the choice that millions of other parents never offer their children.
Nuqneh? J'atll dah! (What do you want? Speak Now!)
Until they realise I'd be a better Young Picard, with the ability to speak like Kirk, that is likely all I'll ever use the Klingon language for.
Unlike French, its very simple to learn. My children are in French Immersion from Grade 1 on, so their French language learning was far different from mine which waited until Grade 7 to start.
My next goal is to make a homemade Borg costume for next Hallowe'en
I have a dead laptop and Vcr for parts. My hair is thin enough to pass for completely bald, hence my Picard likeness.
When my books start selling beyond 2 and into the millions, I'll pay J.J. Abrams to fit me into a movie.
Would I have exclusively taught my child Klingon...NO!
It is a very guttural sounding language probably more like Mongolian.
No doubt learning it could increase his child's ability to learn earth based languages, but that's a stretch most sane people wouldn't try.
My current books are comedy and fiction, and my next one will be a more popular genre under a psuedonym for various reasons, one being some Crime novelist is my namesake.
I will be writing scifi eventually based on a story I had critiqued by Michael Jan Friedman at a Trek Convention, his only critiques were Star Trek idioms not writing.
Why not Spanish? French? or a language the child can use?
(wrote in Klingon)
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