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Don Draper’s best put downs [infographic]

Posted by / August 24, 2015

How often have you wished you could deliver the perfect put down when the moment called for it rather than thinking of it hours after the fact?

Of course, Don Draper has a crew of writers doing the hard part, but it never hurts to dream.

Here are a few of his choicer phrases.

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Via Glow New Media.

Infographics with attitude.

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  • Cee

    “I don’t have a contract.” Season 2, episode 13.

  • pappy neuginny

    “you’re as useless as a poopie flavored lollypop”

  • “I can’t decide if you have everything…or nothing.” Season 1.

  • Shradhey

    To Peggy – “You haven’t done a single thing here which I can’t live without”. Season 3.

  • JEREMY

    “Let’s pretend that I’m not responsible for every good thing that’s ever happened to you”

    I don’t recall that exact season,but it’s from the episode where Peggy tells Don she’s leaving the company…and him.

    A little help out there,anyone?

  • Rollo

    “It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.” – Season 1 (I’ve actually used this one myself. Thank you Mad Men writers!)

  • Rollo

    @ Jeremy: “Let’s pretend that I’m not responsible for every good thing that’s ever happened to you” – Season 5, episode 11. Epic, EPIC episode. One of my favs next to “The Suitcase” – season 4, episode 7.

  • Emily Stroud

    MAD MEN IS OVER GIVE IT A REST

  • mArk

    “That’s what the money is for!”

    • IMHO

      Hi Emily Stroud why are you even commenting here? If it’s over stop reading and commenting on articles about it.

    • IMHO

      I said thank you and have offered you money – when his daughter is dropped at the office by a stranger.

  • Allison

    Peggy asking for praise – Don says “That’s what the money is for”

  • it’s 3 in the morning and you are in a strangers apartment. you know why your’e here.