Experience the sweet smell of Christmas with Elf Sweat scentElf Sweat
If there are two things Americans respect, it’s hard work and blowing that hard-earned cash around the holidays, so wave that flag and be sure to pick up this year’s hottest stocking stuffer, Elf Sweat Solid Perfume Scent.
While thoughts of musty wool and reindeer manure may pop to mind, apparently elf sweat has far more marketing appeal than you’d think:
Elf Sweat is a bubbly, magical blend of candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup, with effervescent spicy soda pop bubbles to provide a unique, magical top note.
So, if your loved one’s natural odor is lacking in “magical top note,” do them a favor and pick up some sweaty goodness over at Etsy and perhaps some curly-toed shoes to boot.
Holiday humor.Posted by Kate Rinsema