Well, one thing’s for sure; it still wouldn’t be appropriate for kids.
Redditor Traceofbass decided to take a stab at Seuss-ifying the smut that rocked book clubs everywhere, a snippet of which follows:
Here there are spoilers,
Of a lewd little tail,
About a man named Christian,
His last name not Bale.
Oh the places you’ll go!
Under whipdoozles and chainflams,
Into crosswhizzles and jimjams!
Into bondage and bruising,
And handcuffs and lugrams!
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