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If continual clumsiness has forced you to wrap your beloved laptop in bubble wrap for its own safety, then Lenovo has a solution for you that doesn’t require pop-able packaging. The latest offering from the computer company’s Thinkpad line boasts an impressive array of security features that even the klutziest feller can’t crack. The durable laptops have a full metal frame, shockproof hard drive protection, a spillproof keypad and a handful of other oops protections.

To prove the notebooks’ toughness, Lenovo created folding seats at train stations and airports around Germany out of the computers. The seats include a real key and touchpad—although, do you really want to put your fingers all over the place a stranger’s ass was just sitting?

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