Man battles goose with lightsaber [video]
If you thought Luke Skywalker faced tough opposition when lightsaber battling daddy Darth, you have probably never seen an angry goose. A man in a business suit fights feathers with glowing energy in a duel that would make any mid-level Jedi proud.

I’m sure PETA will be pissed off about this, but dammit if that goose didn’t ask for it. Too funny.