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Man marries video game girlfriend

Posted Nov 24th, 2009 at 8:55 PM and seen
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“I now pronounce you nerd and video game wife.” Aww, aren’t those just the most romantic words to ever skip past your eardrum? If you happen to be buddies with a gaming feller who calls himself SAL9000, then you may have played witness to the most loving words ever uttered this past weekend. SAL9000 exchanged vows with the love of his life, his “Love Plus” girlfriend. The newlyweds even skipped off to Guam for a Honeymoon and, by skipped off, I mean old SAL packed his Nintendo DS. Hmm, how do you think they consummated the marriage? Ew. Nevermind.

[Hat tip to @jefflyndon]

Getting hitched to a real person? Tons of wedding help.

 Annie Colbert

Comments (3)

Nov 25, 2009
RickGriffin said...
Is Nintendo coming out with a line of consummation accessories this year?
Nov 28, 2009
Shaylee 7* said...
Woww. how do they have sex? whoa does he like wack off playing the game..?
Dec 14, 2009
gamer17 said...
the girl in that game does look really pretty ... I wanna marry someone like that, too .................. XD

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