If that jalapeno jelly in the fridge has been screaming for some spicy companionship, meet the most dangerous peanut butter on the shelf, Instant Regret from Firebox.
Before you scoff and ask “Well, how hot can peanut butter really get?” check out just part of the very scary list of warnings:
HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT’S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
CAUTION: Hot Sauce contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
CAUTION: This sauce has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts, although that’ll be the least of your worries once you try some.
DO NOT go overboard. Test your tolerance; otherwise you may ruin your BBQ.
On second thought, jelly might not be able to handle this monster.
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