The doll to soothe your savage soul

When you need the security deposit too much to slam a fist through the wall or a clean criminal record is the least of your goals, it’s time to find something to take your aggressions out on safely, and that’s where the Dammit Doll comes in darned handy.

Available in a variety of color combinations you can’t help but hate, the Dammit Doll is always there to take your tension and whatever else you feel like dishing out on it without worrying about apologizing after the fact. It might even let you cuddle with it after you cool down.