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Cure tummy rumbles with a mythically delicious sweet treat that will leave your intestines feeling like discotheque just passed through. Behold, unicorn poop cookies.

Two eggs, one cup sugar, two cups flour, and a heaping scoop of sparkles make up the bulk of the ingredients, but don’t forget to bake to kill off all the magical e. Coli.

Full recipe at Instructables.

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