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Was Jesus Black, Jewish, Italian, Californian, American Indian, Irish, or a Woman?

Posted by / April 10, 2009

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
 1. He called everyone brother
 2. He liked Gospel
 3. He didn’t get a fair trial
 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
 1. He went into His Father’s business
 2. He lived at home until he was 33
 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
 1. He talked with His hands
 2. He had wine with His meals
 3. He used olive oil
  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
 1. He never cut His hair
 2. He walked around barefoot all the time
 3. He started a new religion
 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
 Indian:
 1. He was at peace with nature
 2. He ate a lot of fish
 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
 1. He never got married.
 2. He was always telling stories.
 3. He loved green pastures.

  But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
 1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t
 get it
 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

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  • Anonymous

    Classic! So true.

  • josh

    wow what a crock of poo lol what fool beleaves that stuff. read the word to find the truth im sorry to anyone that beleaves what there told and does no research a sheep miss lead and yeshua is a jew and never created a religion but came to save the sinners (everyone) read the word and seek enlightenment

  • THREE REASONS WHY JESUS COULD BE PORTORICAN:
    1.-His name was Jesus
    2.-He had always troubles with the Law
    3.-His mother didn’t know his father

  • dgrb

    Josh: I’m sorry that you apparently missed basic writing and spelling classes in school.