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Please don't use Helvetica--we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Swiss design firm.

охохо, это прекрасно :)

Someone violated the "no asshole" rule.

Please contact IT. You're "Caps Lock" button appears to be stuck, and the key combination of Shift+1 seems to stick.

Too bad a Fortune 500 Company can't afford door locks. I see they also have a wonderful policy for time management and paper waste.

I would have mentioned the overuse of exclamation marks too.

I think there are bigger issues. I think there are funnier things. I think that playing to the mob can sometimes look a little sad and lame.

Maybe I should keep my thoughts to myself, though. Try it.

dont forget to say, "don't use so many exclamation points. one is enough". we are a fortune 500 company after all.

Hmm, Comic Sans is really universally frowned on? It seems useful for signs, annoucements and it gives the impression of hand-writing. There are many similar fonts for Chinese and Japanese to give a similar feel and we use them all the time in Asia's Fortune 500 companies. Too many ! and clearly the lemonade comment person violated the NAR. I like lemonade and it sells well for Snapple.

too bad the fortune 500 company has no sence of humor.

Somebody put salt in the sugar canister.

A coin in this door should fix it. Not expensive for a Fortune 500 company.

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PETTY!!!!@#%$^@^%#^@ Why pick on lemonade stands?

We are a Fortune 500 company, 'Lemonade Stand' should not be capitalized.

Also, poor use of the "internal memo."

Alexander said:
I think there are bigger issues.

He's right. Until we stop all war there is to be no discussion of aesthetic values. Won't somebody think of the children?