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Want those nasty neighbor kids to stay off your lawn forever and the Girl Scouts to stop knocking on your door during cookie season? Say no more, just get yourself over to ChrisandJanesPlace at Etsy for some seriously sick zombie gnome fun.

You may not get an invitation to the next block party, but that’s one less Jell-o salad you’ll have to make next year.

(We highly suggest cementing this gem down or it’ll be gone faster than the baby Jesus in a light-up Nativity set.)

Full story at Etsy.

Garden gone bad.