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The mystery of Colorado Springs’ “Mad Pooper”

Letting your dog poop on someone’s lawn is rude, yet not uncommon. A woman jogging by and regularly dropping her drawers in broad daylight, though, is worthy of national news attention.

It was the children of one Colorado Springs family who first noticed the offender who’s been dubbed the “Mad Pooper” squatting on their lawn.

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?’” Budde recalled. “’Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”

Apparently, she carries her own toilet paper and often does her business within a block of several bathrooms.

Can’t wait to hear the rest of the story.

Full story at Deadspin.

Strange crimes.

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